After years of being traumatized by all of the boys on the playground in elementary school—when my grandmother would say, “They chase you because they like you,” and I thought the countless bruises felt anything but “like”— I would love to accuse a man of being a skirt-chaser today. I would love to say “Catch me if you can.”
What happened to the games? People are way too relaxed these days when it comes to the initial courtship—if it can even be called courtship. As women are just as likely to make the first move these days; it applies to us too. When did we all become so. . . lazy?